what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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