I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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