My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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