Plan B is the new Plan A
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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