you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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