found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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