And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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