why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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