You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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