come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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