But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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