oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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