Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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