Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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