he shaved USA in his pubs
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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