butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I have post one night stand depression
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