just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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