no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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