Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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