Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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