i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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