I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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