How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
