I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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