So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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