I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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