I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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