Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
