She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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