That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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