Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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