I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I think people are normalizing furries
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Randomize
