hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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