this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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