try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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