Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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