the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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