you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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