he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
