You made me cry and you don't even care
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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