She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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