Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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