I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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