As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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