I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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