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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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