Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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