the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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