4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
i think i just lost a toe
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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