My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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